At 09:42 PM 6/18/2002 -0400, Rick Castello wrote: >Steven Brust said: > > At 09:30 PM 6/18/2002 -0400, Chris Turkel wrote: > > > >>You have a dog? > > > > Nope. No dog here. No dogs anywhere nearby. That brown thing looking > > brainless on my couch is, um, a lump of fabric. Yeah, yeah, that's > > it. > > Did this just become a stalker-esque FAQ question? > > Q: Do you have any pets? If so, what are their names and species? The dog about whom I am in denial is no threat to stalkers. If a burglar broke into my house, he'd hold the flashlight for him.