Generic Dragaerian joke:
Q: How many <dragaerian type 1> does it take to sharpen a sword?
A: N <dragarian type 1>, and M <dragarian type 2> acting in a manner
stereotypical for their type, thereby causing the N <type 1> to want
a sharp sword for reasons stereotypical their type.
Example:
How many Dzurlords does it take to sharpen a sword?
Only one, but there's gotta be 30 Teckla rioting in the streets
for him to consider it worth his time.
You may now resume your previous activity.
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`The skills needed for dealing with a computer are not simply irrelevant to
those needed for dealing with people; they are actually a negative. You cannot
reboot, reinstall, or power cycle a human being no matter how desperately they
need it.' -- me, in forthcoming article