>Penney, Sean writes: > > >I think it has promise: > > >O my Knob, I firmly believe that Thou art one Knob in three Divine >Organs: >Shlong, Testes and Holy Spunk; I believe that Thy divine >Testes became >man, and shriveled for our sins, and that They will come >to judge the >living and the dead. I believe these and all the truths >which the Holy >Organ teaches, because Thou hast revealed them, who >canst neither deceive >nor be deceived. Or this: Hail thee knob full of grace the door is with thee. Blessed is thee amongst handles and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, the key Holy knob which rests in the door pray for us spinners now and in the hour of our need Ht: *rolling her eyes and still bowing to the doorknob* _________________________________________________________________ Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail