For your amusement... >From the Frantics skit, "Worshippers R Us", off of the _Boot to the Head_ album. Please open your generic prayer books and pray along with me as you sit, stand, kneel, face Mecca or dance.... O large person or persons of whatever gender or branch of the animal kingdom, Who did something great and is now someplace we aren't, Please forgive us for whatever you deem bad, And help us to do whatever strikes you as good, Whether that be to work hard, eat no pork, or wage a holy war, Grant us whatever you tend to grant, Unless you don't interfere with earthly concerns, Watch over us, or save us from evil, or let us find out for ourselves, or damn us randomly, Amen, Praise Allah Have a nice day.