>From: Chris Olson wrote > >Here's the low-down: > >1. Beating someone over the head with a pogo-stick - OK >2. Slapping someone upside the head when they deserve it - OK >3. Slapping someone upside the head with a pogo-stick when > they don't deserve it - NOT OK. >4. Sticking someone with sharp, pointy things after they asked for > a cup of sugar - Depends on how much they asked for... > >All other forms of violence are condemnable, unless soapy frogs >or rabid wildebeasts are used. (Soapy frogs and wildebeasts are >ALWAYS ok...:) Chris! You forgot: Beating a dead horse over the head with a pogo-stick after stabbing him to death with sharp pointy things for asking for a cup of sugar is *ALWAYS OKAY* so long as it inspires intellectual cognation and your familiar, a rabid wildebeast, is around to clean up your mess in the case you have leave purple twinkies. Thanks, :) ~Holly~ (Someone who had a minor participation in the last few days activities, but none the less thought reading it good fun. Also someone who is appreciative to Chris for such witty comments as they just cheered her up from a not so cheerful day). _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail