Using Dragaera to Strengthen Your Marriage 1. Find common interests, like Dragaera books. 2. Argue bitterly about minor details in the books, rather than important things like money or housework. 3. When a new book is released, particularly when it's not YAVN, buy only one copy, so that arguments remain focused on the book. Make sure your wife understands that your selfish motive, or you risk allowing the argument to turn to money. 4. Let her read it first anyway, because you need time to get the dishes washed. 5. Do NOT tease her by laughing and saying "Oh, wow!" or "Ooooo" as you read, and refusing to explain. 6. If you aren't going to let her read it first, you better sleep in another room, because otherwise it's kind of like, well, eating chocolate cake in front of her. 7. Sleep lightly and keep a weapon handy in the event that she attempts to steal the book in the middle of the night. Can't think of any more. Next we need "Vlad's Marriage Advice" to go with this. Rachel