On Thu, 2 Jan 2003, J.Jasper wrote: >On Fri, 2 Jan 2037, Corwin Brust wrote: > >>[snip] > >So, how are things in the year 2037? Got any hot stock tips? > Well, for one thing, the tachyonic comm links sometimes go haywire. There have been 17x10^9 reported attempts at causality violations since Tach-Net went online. Speaking of stock tips, one opportunist tried to warn his ancestor to get out of the stock market before Black Tuesday in 1929, but his cries of "Pull out! Pull *out*!" were heard (and heeded) at a most... *indelicate* time, and now he's the /postman's/ great-grandson, much to his annoyance. The Paradox Police can't help but bust a gut laughing whenever they retell *that* one.