> > The author throws himself at your feet? > > > Yeah, right like that's ever happening. Though I think you are allowed to > fantasize about that one > (it's be hilarious if in fact it had happened in the past and I missed it > just so I could look like an absolute fool) My fantasies run more towards, say, Uma-Thurman-self-at-feet-throwing. But whatever floats your boat, to quote this week's New Yorker. Also wouldn't laugh if you got shown up here because I was thinking I wouldn't believe it if I read it myself.