It has to be done. I apologize in advance.

Sun Jun 15 18:01:49 PDT 2003

Sorry for the late reply, but is this a continuation of the "How did 
Vlad lose his little finger" thread?


On Monday, Jun 9, 2003, at 16:15 US/Eastern, Matthew Hunter wrote:

> I have decided that this list is too quiet.  The following is
> designed to stir the pot a bit.  Also, it's designed to make you
> laugh, through a careful combination of pomposity, elegance,
> and crude shock value. <snip>