Flying Caustic jhereg ( With all due apologies to, well, everybody ) Well I saw the thing under an orange sky It had one sharp beak and a gleam in his eye I commenced to sharing a psionic link Of a caustic jhereg communicatin' with me It was a sharp-beaked, keen-eyed, Flying Caustic jhereg (sharp-beaked, keen-eyed, Flying Caustic jhereg) sharp-beaked, keen-eyed, Flying Caustic jhereg Sure looks mean to me. (gleaming eye?) He lit on my shoulder tail encircling my neck I said Mr Caustic Jhereg please don't poison... ECCK! I experienced in my mind a psionic chuckle I wouldn't poison you 'cos it's too much trouble. It was a sharp-beaked, keen-eyed, Flying Caustic jhereg sharp-beaked, keen-eyed, Flying Caustic jhereg sharp-beaked, keen-eyed, Flying Caustic jhereg Sure looked mean to me (sharp beaked?) I said, "Mr. Caustic jhereg tell me what's your line," he said, "it's irritating Vlad, and it sure is fine!" But that's not reason why I came to land, I wanna sing backup in an iconoclastic band. Re-gress my soul, bank and roll, Flying Caustic jhereg Over sowed, under code, Flying Caustic jhereg (He doesn't WEAR shorts) Flyin' Caustic jhereg Sure looks exposed to me. He released my neck and he started to croon I was tapping my toes it was a catchy tune I didn't understand all the lyrics he said, Mentioning Ecclesiastes which I haven't read. Re-gress my soul, bank and roll, Flying Caustic jhereg Over sowed, under code, Flying Caustic jhereg (He NEEDS to wear shorts) Flyin' Caustic jhereg Looks WAY exposed to me. Well he glided away and then what do you know I caught him last night during the lounge act show. He was a big distraction, bitin' a dude in the neck while Vlad left Valabars and skipping the check. <cue solo> Takilla! ( R.I.P. Sheb Wooly, and we thank you ) Warlord