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Fri Nov 14 13:38:51 PST 2003

In a message dated 11/14/2003 2:31:50 PM US Mountain Standard Time, 
talpianna at aol.com writes:
Tuesday,  January 7 12:34 AM EST
Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King
By Brian Briggs 
Wellington, New Zealand - A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the 
King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character - 
Jar-Jaromir. The scene depicted in the trailer shows Jar-Jaromir shouting, 
"Gondora gonna fallsa";
he then trips over a corpse and knocks down a couple of Uruk-hai.
Producers of The Lord of the Rings trilogy confirmed the addition of the 
half-brother of Boromir and Faramir.
"While The Two Towers is performing better at the box office than The 
Fellowship of the Ring, we are worried about a demographic that is skewing much older 
than desired. More mature fans are very good to have, but it's the younger 
fans who buy the merchandise. That's really what brings in the bucks on a movie 
like this," said producer Tim Wilcox.
"People complained a lot about Gimli just being there for comic relief," 
continued Wilcox. "We answer that criticism by directing the humor through 
Jar-Jaromir in The Return of the King. There's this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir 
decides it's best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks 
it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious."

Purists, miffed by the deviations in The Two Towers, were so enraged by 
Jar-Jaromir as to be rendered speechless. A less pure, calmer fan who was able to 
form words said, "Tolkien mentioned a lot of different races and creatures, but 
never a Gungan or even a half-Gungan. I think I'm going to vomit." 
One fan tried to rationalize the move. "Maybe the Star Wars universe and 
Middle-earth intersect. Middle-earth certainly is a long time ago and why couldn't 
it be in 'a galaxy far, far away?' Nothing said it's our earth." He then 
broke down and started crying.
Director Peter Jackson explained how the Jar-Jaromir character was added 
after all the other footage had already been shot. "That's the brilliant thing 
about digital editing and graphics. We didn't even imagine Jar-Jaromir in the 
movie until a couple of weeks ago, but now we can just edit him right into the 
key scenes. I really think it's going to be a hit with the toddlers."
Jackson added, "I just love it when he shouts, 'Yousa steala precious from 
meesa!'"
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