Dragaera

tukko

Matthew Klahn mklahn at mac.com
Tue Dec 9 09:26:30 PST 2003

On Dec 9, 2003, at 9:23 , Derrill 'Kisc' Guilbert wrote:

> Steven Brust wrote:
>
>>   > what does Dri'Chazik a Tukknaro Dzur mean?.
>> Tsk tsk.  Now, that WOULD be telling.
>>
>
> Dammit Mr. Brust, our brains are not a chew-toy! ;)
>
> Kisc

This just reminds me of a list of differences between everyday objects 
as seen by humans and dogs in _The Culture Clash_ by Jean Donaldson (a 
very good positive-reinforcement dog training manual) [This is a 
paraphrase, since I don't have the book with me]:

Object       To Humans       To Dog
-----------------------------------
Cat           Companion      RRO (Rapidly retreating object)
Car           Vehicle        RRO
Tennis ball   Sports equipt. Chew toy
Shoes         Footware       Chew toy
Couch         Furniture      Chew toy
Dog food      Dog food       Dog food
Rabbit feces  Waste product  Dog food

etc.


So... maybe we need to do this sort of table for Mr. Brust:

Object            To Readers        To Brust
--------------------------------------------
Reader's brain    Essential organ   Chew toy
Mario speculation Favorite pasttime Heh.
Poker             Gambling          Supplementary income

etc.

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Matthew S. Klahn
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