Dragaera

The Gypsy

David Silberstein davids at kithrup.com
Tue Dec 9 18:30:24 PST 2003

I was browsing the files on the CD, and could not help but notice a
file called "HIDDEN.TXT".  Naturally, I opened it.


For your amusement, this is what it contains:



   The offical pizza of Beer & Pizza, Inc. is a large pepperoni 
   and raw onion
   The official beer of Beer & Pizza, Inc. is not Coors
   The official guitar of Beer & Pizza, Inc. is a 1978 black 
   Strat with white pickguard
   The official dictionary of Beer & Pizza, Inc. is the Oxford 
   English Dictionary, but we usually use the American Heritage
   The Transitive Vampire is the official grammar book of Beer & 
   Pizza, Inc.
   Miska der Wunderhunt would be the official dog of Beer & 
   Pizza, Inc. if he had a brain.
   Hegel is the official philosopher of Beer & Pizza, Inc.
   Val Kilmer is the official Oscar nominee of Beer & Pizza, Inc 
   for his role of John "Doc" Holiday in Tombstone
   
   Were it not for DDB's help, this would not be here
   
   What if there were no hypothetical situations?
   
   On The Gypsy, Robin, at various times, is playing the 
   Egyptian Tabla, riq, tourra, muzhar, and tapan as well as 
   what the Mustaphas call the "kit of drums."  
   Drew Miller's tatoo was done by Alex Herman
   Flippy's hair is his own
   Robin is really like that
   Adam is not availible for comment
   
   Betsy Rulz!
   
   Boiled in Lead and Beer & Pizza Inc. are official Friends of 
   Toad Hall
   So There.
   
   "Many desire to kill me, and many wish to spend an hour 
   chatting with me.  The law protects me from the former."
   			-- Karl Kraus