On May 12, 2004, at 11:06 AM, John Klein wrote: > On Wed, 12 May 2004, Chris Turkel wrote: > > @> > @> My wife and I joke that the next book will solely consist of > Rand > @> > @> having breakfast for 1000 pages... (and hence why we'll wait > for the > @> > @> local library to get it... ) > @> > > @> > Why is it that this idea actually sounds kind of neat to me? Not > from > @> > Jordan, of course. Just a 1000 page book set entirely at a > @> > breakfast-table. > @> > @> An epic fantasy that never leaves the breakfast table! Someone much > @> smarter than I could pull it off. Me I'd kill everyone off from > boredom > @> on page 50. > > So, basically, the remaining 9950 pages would be a detailed account of > the > putrefaction of their corpses. Ingenius! Thats twisted but I love it.