Dragaera

Spare me

Fri Nov 26 10:53:33 PST 2004

> was also thinking about that 'but you must see, you are the perfect 
> choice'.. she have in him mind as a military overlord/placed 
> king of the 
> easterners?  why praytell would he be the perfect choice? 
> what else don't we 
> know about friend vlad..

I think y'all are reading a bit too much into this.

"Spare me" Vlad voicing his displeasure about StY's ambitions re: conquering
the East. I see no reason why she wouldn't understand this, it being rather
obvious on the face. The idea that she might take him literally is an
unlikely one, IMO. Whatever StY thinks of Easterners in general, she has
enough personal and anectdotal acquaintance with Vlad to realize that he's
not the sort to beg for his life, especially when it's not even being
threatened. Indeed, if she was making the misjudgement of thinking of him as
a Jhereg first and an Easterner second, she'd consider him "one of us"
rather than "one of them". He wouldn't be on the list of "people to be
conquered".

StY's beef isn't with Easterners as a race, neccesarily. She wouldn't find
any particular honor or satisfaction in "defeating" the Easterner ghetto in
Adrilankha. She wants to conquer the East because it's the most convenient
enemy at hand, and nobody's really ever managed it before. 

Kieron certainly put the hurt on them, but I can't recall any evidence that
he ever set up an actual dictatorship over the East. In fact, the East
appears to be a whole bunch of loosely allied kingdoms rather than a single
political entity. "Conquering the East" is a lot like someone in the USA
suggesting that we "Conquer the Middle East". You'd be trying to conquer a
continent rather than a people. Logistically, a nightmare but certainly a
chance for a commander on the order of an Alexander or a Napoleon to shine.
These are the sorts of aspirations that drive StY, IMO. She wants to be the
Dragaeran equivalent of Alexander the Great.

As for "You're the perfect choice", she's once again merely commenting on
his relationship with Morrolan and Aliera. He's personal friends with them,
so he can broach topics with them that others might not be circumspect
about. Likewise, as both a Jhereg and an Easterner, he's outside the
societal mores that might prohibit StY from just proposing the deal herself.
We don't really know why StY feels like she needs a go-between. It might be
some sort of pride or ettiquette thing within House Dragon or it might
simply be that she knows that Aliera dislikes her and she thinks that having
Aliera's "pet Easterner" on her side will grease the wheels. Either way,
Vlad IS the perfect negotiator. If you have a potentially shady deal or
you're bargaining for a priceless heirloom like Kieron's Greatsword with
someone who's likely to be offended by your temerity then you start the
negotiation with the trusted associates. You don't just walk up and say
"Hey, how about we swap swords?"

I think that this is one of those cases where the cigar is just a cigar.