This is probably cute to an audience of me, but I always wanted a shirt with a small crest of an appropriately blunt object with Naal written underneath, and his great line (I'm AFB) on the back: I see you got a whole head there, I can heal that for you.(or the exact wording, not my memory version). I also really like the Got Morganti? idea, but not just plain, a nice jhereg-like image on the back, perhaps. (I have a couple of Got Joss? objects already) GJR