I re-read the Yendi joke, but I found the other ones thanks to "Cracks and Shards," Thanks Mark! -Crystal ^..^ How many Easterners does it take to sharpen a sword? Four: one to hold the sword and three to move the grindstone. [Yen19] The point: Easterners are stupid. How many Dzur does it take to sharpen a sword? Four: one to sharpen the sword and three to put up enough of a fight to make it worthwhile. [Yen71] The point: Dzur love to fight. -------------- next part -------------- An embedded message was scrubbed... From: MAILER-DAEMON at dd-b.net Subject: failure notice Date: 15 Dec 2004 16:33:01 -0000 Size: 2763 Url: http://dragaera.info/pipermail/dragaera/attachments/20041215/572550ea/attachment.mht