Dragaera

Sword Jokes.

Tue May 2 11:49:41 PDT 2006

 

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> From: dragaera-bounces at dragaera.info 
> [mailto:dragaera-bounces at dragaera.info] On Behalf Of Scott Schultz
> Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 11:32 AM
> To: dragaera at dragaera.info
> Subject: RE: Sword Jokes.
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> How many Vallista does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> One to analyze the sword and determine the precise amount of 
> sharpness required. One to design the grindstone. One to 
> revise the design. Two to build the grindstone and improve 
> upon the revised design. Three to layout the smithy. Six to 
> organize the laborers and lay the foundation. Twelve to add 
> the flying buttresses. Twenty-four to debate the merits of 
> the Extravagant school versus the Functional school. 
> Forty-Eight to design a compromise in which each school 
> interferes with the other equally.
> Ninety-Six to oversee construction of the forge, moat, guard 
> towers, market square, shoeing stable, and statue honoring 
> Hanrihan patron god of smiths.
> One-Hundred and Ninety-Two to design and build the roads and 
> bridges required to transport the building materials to the 
> job site. Three-Hundred and Eighty-Four to...
> 
> 
> 

The Vallista joke is the perfect place to insert the Engineer Joke Steve
alludes to:

How many Vallista does it take to sharpen a sword?
Assume a spherical sword...