How many Orca does it take to sharpen a sword? Why would you want to sharpen *that* old thing, when for just six Imperials we can have you with a brand new double-edged broadsword with enamelled hilt and jeweled trim scabard? Majikjon How many Issola does it take to sharpen a sword? Just one. And while the sword won't actually get any sharper, you'll feel much better about the whole situation when he's done explaining everything to you. Howard Brazee <howard at brazee.net> Sent by: dragaera-bounces at dragaera.info 05/02/06 11:32 AM To cc dragaera at dragaera.info Subject Re: Sword Jokes. I thought I could google "How many capitalists does it take to screw in a light bulb" to get an Orca, but none of the matches worked.