Sword Jokes.

How many Chreotha does it take to sharpen a sword?

-Two. One to sharpen the sword, and one to... HA! Gotcha!

How many Jhereg does it take to sharpen a sword?

-None. A dull sword hurts more.

How many Dragons does it take to sharpen a sword?

-Why should he bother? He'll just kill you with his bare hands.

Majikjon




"Lang, Douglas (Contractor)" <Douglas.Lang at ed.gov> 
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RE: Sword Jokes.







>How many writers does it take to sharpen a sword?
>None. The Pen is mightier....


Q: How many Gods does it take to sharpen a sword?
A: All of them.  One to hold the sword, the rest to turn the Great 
Cycle...


Corollary:
Q: How many Gods does it take to sharpen a Vlad?
A: Just Verra...


-dpl