How many Hawks does it take to sharpen a sword? -I don't understand the question. Sharpen is already an s-word. How many Jhereg does it take to sharpen a sword? -Before or after he splits with upstairs? What's the difference between a sword and a Teckla? -It's possible for a sword to get even more dull. Majikjon -"Suck it Trebek!" -"The day is mine!" "Davdi Silverrock" <davdisil at gmail.com> Sent by: dragaera-bounces at dragaera.info 05/03/06 12:34 PM To "Dragaera List" <dragaera at dragaera.info> cc Subject Re: Sword Jokes. How many Athyra does it take to sharpen a sword? -All of them. All of them? -First one wonders what "sharp" really means, and then another will wonder if the sword is "really" there, and the debate spreads until the whole House is involved. How many Hawks does it take to sharpen a sword? -None. They just redefine dullness as the new standard. How many Serioli does it take to sharpen a sword? -You think they would tell anyone? How many Orca does it take to sharpen a sword? -How much are you willing to pay to find out? How many Vallista does it take to sharpen a sword? -Just one, but by the time he's done, he'll have a sword that can cut anything, open cans and bottles, turn screws, turn nuts and bolts of different sizes, scale fish, punch leather, and pick out splinters. And it will all fold up for easy portability.