How many Tiassa does it take to sharpen a sword? -Three. One to sharpen the sword, one to come up with ideas involving a sharp sword, and one to come up with ideas about what *not* to do with a sharp sword. [1] -or- -Three, because if they don't sharpen the sword in shifts, they'll get distract... ooh, shiny! __________________________________________ [1] Or in other words: "100 interesting things to do with a sword", by Lord "Strongarm" Jhamosa-nikol, and the sequel, "A dozen interesting things to not do with a sword", by Lord "One-Arm" Jhamosa-nikol. [2] [2] "Sharp swords and alcohol Do Not Go Well Together. You would think most people would know this, but."