Dragaera

Sword Jokes.

Davdi Silverrock davdisil at gmail.com
Fri May 5 15:26:06 PDT 2006

How many Tiassa does it take to sharpen a sword?

-Three.  One to sharpen the sword, one to come up with ideas involving
a sharp sword, and one to come up with ideas about what *not* to do
with a sharp sword. [1]

-or-

-Three, because if they don't sharpen the sword in shifts, they'll get
distract... ooh, shiny!

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[1] Or in other words: "100 interesting things to do with a sword", by
Lord "Strongarm" Jhamosa-nikol, and the sequel, "A dozen interesting
things to not do with a sword", by Lord "One-Arm" Jhamosa-nikol. [2]
[2] "Sharp swords and alcohol Do Not Go Well Together.  You would
think most people would know this, but."