All right, this has gone far enough. I've collected the lot of 'em and put them up at http://cracksandshards.com/swordjokes.txt, with a link from http://cracksandshards.com/jokes.html -- Mark A. Mandel, The Filker With No Nickname http://filk.cracksandshards.com __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com