> I've collected the lot of 'em and put them up at > http://cracksandshards.com/swordjokes.txt, with a link from > http://cracksandshards.com/jokes.html > > -- Mark A. Mandel, The Filker With No Nickname > http://filk.cracksandshards.com Very minor quibble under Vallista: ::::::::: Shawn Burns :::::::: Assume a spherical sword... ::::::::: Mark A. Mandel :::::::: How many Vallista does it take to sharpen a sword? Assume a spherical sword... ::::::::: Mark A. Mandel :::::::: Assume a linear sword of infinitesimal width and depth. It is already as sharp as is theoretically possible. QEF.* * Quod erat faciendum: 'Which was to be done.' I think you meant: ::::::::: Shawn Burns :::::::: Assume a spherical sword... ------- Mark A. Mandel Assume a linear sword of infinitesimal width and depth. It is already as sharp as is theoretically possible. QEF.* * Quod erat faciendum: 'Which was to be done.' And, by the way, thanks. I did not get the "assume a spherical..." line of jokes until you pointed out a sword is not a field... Bryan