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OT: Superman Returns (Implied Spoilers)

Maximilian Wilson wilson.max at gmail.com
Fri Jun 30 13:01:29 PDT 2006

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One sperm arrives before the others. It penetrates the egg, forms a
lump on it's surface, the cell wall now thickens to prevent other
sperm From entering. Within the now-fertilized egg, changes take
place...

And ten million kryptonian sperm arrive slightly late.

Were they human sperm, they would be out of luck. But these tiny blind
things are more powerful than a locomotive. A thickened cell wall
won't stop them. They will *all* enter the egg, obliterating it
entirely in an orgy of microscopic gang rape. So much for artificial
insemination.
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Heh.

-Max Wilson

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Be witty if you can,
But be cheerful if it kills you.