Dragaera

Generic Dragaeran Joke

Mark A Mandel mam at theworld.com
Fri Aug 30 20:57:22 PDT 2002

How many Teckla does it take to sharpen a sword?

Six: one to hold the sword, one to turn the grindstone, and four more to
keep them from running away screaming from being so close to a blade.


How many Easterners does it take to sharpen a sword?

Five: two just to hold it up, one to hold it to the grindstone, and two
to turn the wheel.


How many drummers does it take to sharpen a sword?

... ... ... Excuse me, did you just say something?


-- Mark A. Mandel
   http://world.std.com/~mam/Cracks-and-Shards/
   a Steven Brust Dragaera fan website