How many Teckla does it take to sharpen a sword? Six: one to hold the sword, one to turn the grindstone, and four more to keep them from running away screaming from being so close to a blade. How many Easterners does it take to sharpen a sword? Five: two just to hold it up, one to hold it to the grindstone, and two to turn the wheel. How many drummers does it take to sharpen a sword? ... ... ... Excuse me, did you just say something? -- Mark A. Mandel http://world.std.com/~mam/Cracks-and-Shards/ a Steven Brust Dragaera fan website