On Tue, 1 Oct 2002, M J wrote:
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>David Silberstein was being someone who was just being silly when
>he wrote the following:
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>>On Tue, 1 Oct 2002, Supratik Lahiri wrote:
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>>>Woah woah woah,
>>>
>>>Since when Uttrik = Kragar?
>>>
>>>That's definite news to me. =D
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>>Oh, someone is just being silly.
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>>Kragar isn't *Uttrik*. Kragar is *Mario*.
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>>*Loiosh* is Uttrik. ;-)
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>Are you _sure_? Because that pokes a real hole in my theory that
>Loiosh is ACTUALLY Kieron the Conqueror, because there is just no
>better way of coming back and thwapping Aliera for giving away his
>sword than to be a smart-aleck jhereg.
Of *course* I'm sure. I'm never, ever, wrogn.
And it all makes sense because...
KIERON THE CONQUEROR IS SECRETLY MARIO!!!!
That explains why Aliera wants to, uh, "boink" him.
>Also, I have long believed and have now confirmed in my own mind
>that Zerika _is_ Morrolan, and that Sethra is not only Bruce Wayne
>but Clark Kent, too.
Ridiculous! Sethra is really *Zerika*. You can tell, because
(a) Do you really believe that story that Sethra just happened to find
this one last Phoenix? Yeah, *right*.
(b) Zerika likes an Easterner. Sethra likes an Easterner. As they say,
ah-ha. They're both pervy Easterner fanciers. Or rather, it only
makes sense if they're the *same* pervy Easterner fancier.
(c) Notice how Zerika disappears all the time. Funny how Sethra only
appears while Zerika's missing, huh?
Morrolan is secretly Vlad Norathar. Cawti was being really tricky in
order to confuse the issue, perhaps because she is really Aliera.
Oh, and Noish-Pa is the Warlord.
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>Now IS ANYONE ELSE GOING TO BE SILLY?
>
*I* am *never* silly.
I am also secretly Marie of Roumania.