Dragaera

Domino's Lute

David Silberstein davids at kithrup.com
Wed Nov 27 01:50:37 PST 2002

On Tue, 26 Nov 2002, Mia McDavid wrote:

>The term I use is 'belief' and 'believer.'  I tend to dislike 
>'religious' because it is often identified with outward show and 
>trappings as opposed to really trying to walk the walk.
>
>Of course, I contend that an atheist "believes" in the absence of God 
>(unlike a blue sky, not easily provable).  So, we're no farther 
>forrader, are we?  'Faith' and 'faithful', same problem.  DDB expresses 
>great faith in his atheistic worldview.
>
>What about 'mystic?'  What we're really looking for, I think, is the 
>antonym to 'materialist.'
>

'Immaterialist'?  <*rimshot*>

I found almost all of the Agnostics Prayer/Litany, by the way:

 http://www.freenetpages.co.uk/hp/lennybruce/jokes/agnostics-prayer.txt

(and added in the missing line below)

   Madrak the Preacher, from "Creatures of Light and Darkness".  Ah, the
   classics.
   
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         The Possibly Proper Death Litany
   
   "Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what
   I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may
   have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.  Conversely, if
   not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any
   possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction
   of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or
   withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your
   receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected
   intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but
   which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as
   it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some
   way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen." 
   
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   "Then into the hands of Whatever May Be that is greater than life or
   death, I resign myself -- if this act will be of any assistance in
   preserving my life.  If it will not, I do not.  If my saying this
   thing at all be presumptuous, and therefore not well received by
   Whatever may or may not care to listen, then I withdraw the statement
   and ask forgiveness, if this thing be desired. If not, I do not. On
   the other hand ..." (at this point, Madrak is interrupted, as his
   companion feels the accomplishment of the objective of Madrak's prayer
   -- and the preservation of his own life -- will be better served by
   getting the hell out of there). 
   
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   "Thou who might be our Father, Who perhaps may be in heaven..."
   
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   "...hallowed be thy name, if a name thou hast and any desire to see it
   hallowed..." 
   
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