On Fri, 3 Jan 2003 16:54:27 -0500, you wrote: > >On Friday, January 3, 2003, at 04:52 PM, definitely what wrote: > >> See <http://www.pemberley.com/bin/ramble/ramble.cgi?read=74035>. >> >> Naturally, this brought to mind the question: How would Paarfi do it? >> >> rone > >If he did it, it would take a trilogy just to the Hobbits to get out of >the Shire! Or possibly the LOTR done in the style of "Bridget Jones' Diary". http://diaries.diagon.org/ My favourite so far: THE SECRET DIARY OF LEGOLAS SON OF WEENUS Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky. Day Four: Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!