Chris Olson - SunPS Chrisf.Olson at Sun.COM
Mon Mar 3 13:38:25 PST 2003

> > Just out of curiosity, where are you from?  I'm genuinely curious because
> > I've never heard of anyone who wasn't familiar with the gesture.
> Like, what planet?  Shrugging is reportedly a universal human gesture.

Aha!  A spy from the planet Zartog!  Caught in the act,
now, my boy!  Best to give yourself over to the authorities
and save yourself some hassle.  I'd advise you to go for
partial disclosure and political asylum from prosecution.  It's
your best chance to survive.

Still in a conspiracy-theory rut,