Short, short-lived gangster/assassin seeks small wise-cracking creature to share dead teckla, Jhereg, and lots of garlicy food. Must be able to put up with super-powerful pompous snobs and the undead. ---- Semi-sentient soul-eating blade seeks the teckla who did you-know what to the Jhereg Council to share long painful trip over the falls. ---- (I know you all can do better) ---- Matt