It has to be done.  I apologize in advance.

Gaertk at aol.com Gaertk at aol.com
Mon Jun 9 17:59:38 PDT 2003

Matthew Hunter <matthew at infodancer.org> writes:

> A wind rose 

Its frightening that it only took three words for me to realise what you're doing here.

And then I was disappointed that the later paragraphs weren't 
quite right, until I got to the penultimate[1] one and saw 
that each parodied a different style.

[1] Look at me!  I'm using it correctly!