It has to be done. ?I apologize in advance.

Mon Jun 9 21:32:42 PDT 2003

On Mon, Jun 09, 2003 at 08:59:38PM -0400, Gaertk at aol.com wrote:
> Matthew Hunter <matthew at infodancer.org> writes:
> > A wind rose
> Its frightening that it only took three words for me to
> realise what you're doing here.

Truly, the pattern has been burned deeply into your brain.

> And then I was disappointed that the later paragraphs weren't
> quite right, until I got to the penultimate[1] one and saw
> that each parodied a different style.

Ah, but can you identify the specific authors being parodied[0]?

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[0]: Not only does it make you laugh, it also contains a built in
trivia contest!  And for a limited time only it slices, dices,
and smashes too!