I feel like putting here in slightly modified form an instapiem that I
posted to rec.music.filk a few years ago in similar circumstances. Of
course some of it is outdated, but the -- dare I say "kernel"? -- is
pertinent:
PCs, with verbal sword and axe,
Trade blow for blow with angry Macs.
The Unix smile upon the fray
While on the side Amigas play,
And faintly, like a distant bird,
Is "Apple II forever!" heard.
A pox on both your houses fall;
If not on Brust, don't post at all.
-- Mark A. Mandel, The Filker With No Nickname
http://mark.cracksandshards.com/filk.html
Now on the Filker's Bardic Webring!