Dragaera

FW: you suck

Sun Dec 5 14:48:53 PST 2004

Hi All,

I joined your mailing list a couple of weeks ago, but so far haven't
really had much to add to your conversations - I've just been using you
all as my personal daily dribble of Dragaera to whet my appetite and
keep the boredom blues at bay whilst I sit here coding away.  Anywho,
this morning I received this from a friend of mine that I recently
loaned the first few Vlad books to and thought I'd share with you all.
Take a trip down memory lane to the time when you first happened to come
across the blessed goodness that is Vlad and his adventures... (heh, and
you should also note the time the email was sent).

by the way - not sure on the list's general view of language in emails,
apologies if the couple of expletives below offends anyone, I thought
the impact and obvious sincerity would be lost if i started playing with
it (although i have removed the names to protect the seemingly
innocent).

cya,
rafe

-----Original Message-----
From: A...
Sent: Monday, 6 December 2004 2:36 AM
To: Rafe Hatfield
Subject: you suck


Hello Rafe.

Just to let you know that I hate you - you suck. How dare you expose me
to the evil that is Steven Brust. I know now that I will never read
another of your recommendations again.

First Zhereg: Such intrigue, such subtlety, such kick-ass plotting and
scheming in a world which was painted oh so perfectly. Great, loved it.
It impressed me profoundly, and retaught me the art of enjoying the
story for itself and not its crafting.

Then came Yendi: By now, I'd realised that Roger is a comparative hack,
and that the vast majority of what I've read in my life I now know to be
utter crap. At bizarre moments throughout my day, I would find myself
imagining what it would be like to be a guest at Morrolan's eternal
party at Castle Black. I wanted a familiar on my shoulder too. I wanted
Spellbreaker, and to have friends like Aliera to call upon. I fell
completely in love with Cawti, so much did she embody the woman of my
dreams, even more than Vlad himself!!  In short, I had been effectively
set up for the plummet to the deepest depths of despair and desolation
that was Teckla. If only I'd learnt to be more suspicious like Vlad...

Right now, with a couple of chapters left, Cawti is in the midst of the
rebellion (read communist uprising) and has turned her back on Vlad. The
slow death of their love twists a knife in me as it does Vlad and Cawti.
I have to admit, I have had tears well up on several occasions today. I
usually pride myself on being immune to tear-jerking manipulation, but
this shoddy conman Brust has blown that away. How he could he fuck with
their perfect match like that? How he could set them up through-out a
whole book so blissfully to tear it all away. (Don't be a smart-ass and
answer those questions by the way - I know I've been expertly
manipulated - I just don't like it.
And to top it all off, the only chance at saving what they have is to
abandon his life as an assassin? I, for one, think Vlad to be in a fine
and honourable profession, the only one he's known. Who the fuck is
Cawti to force him from that, especially when she kept her role in the
rebellion away from him? Fuck that shit. So I vainly kept waiting for
Kelly to be exposed as a fraud, or for the peasants to get massacred by
the Imperial Guard. But did Steven oblige? No, he brings Vlad's
grandfather in as a supporter of these crack-pot rebels!

So, I feel like I have been emotionally raped and I am now in desperate
need of 'Taltos'. I might die if I don't get it soon. Like a dealer
pushing hammer in a Kings-X alleyway, you've shamelessly got me hooked,
knowing I'd be back for more. How do you sleep at nights?

A...







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