----- Original Message ----- From: "Mia McDavid" <mia_mcdavid at comcast.net> To: <dragaera at dragaera.info> Sent: Wednesday, July 13, 2005 5:02 AM Subject: Men "Dressing" (was: Re: Another) > In the interest of showing how much trivia I know, and because the > thread at the site has an awful lot of misinformation in it, I will explain. > > Like women's breasts, men's balls are lopsided, and one is usually > larger and hangs lower. In an ordinary pair of pants, the package will > hang down past the crotch seam on the side of the largest testicle. In > tailor-made pants, the tailor will inquire (or observe) which side a man > "dresses" and actually allow a little extra room on that side of the > seam. I got this from a theater costumer. She told the story of a > costumer who asked a star if he dressed left or right, not wishing to > feel him up to find out. He didn't know what she meant, so said he > dressed right, thinking it was something like handedness. She made his > pants for someone who dressed right, but his left nut was the big one, > and he was that bit uncomfortable for the run of the show. > > Handedness has nothing to do with it. Generally a man's larger testicle > will be the left one, and generally people are right-handed, but I know > of no connection. > hmmm, I must wear baggy clothes too often, as I must admit that I didn't understand what the link was referencing either. Thanks for the explanation (I think). Jeff (Who is content to allow his testicles to assume any position they want)