The Orca Spoiler - Time to let it go? (was Re: Proof Mario isAlive?...)

Tue Dec 6 04:37:04 PST 2005

Jon_Lincicum at stream.com wrote:

>So, if I've got this right, Sethra Lavode (Secretly Anakin's father), sent 
>the Kwisatz Haderach to Endor to conquer the Ewoks using the Morganti 
>Lightsaber of Kieron the Conquerer, but was thwarted by Gandalf, who slew 
>the Balrog that Jabba the Hutt keeps in a pit below his throne, then gave 
>the Imperial Orb to Frodo to carry to the Jenoine's world, and throw it 
>into a river of amorphia, thus saving all of the galaxy from the Imperial 
>Warlord, Darth Vader, who,in actuality, is secretly Mario.
>Is that it? 
Close.  Sethra was actually working for the Second Foundation at the 
time, and they had a contract with the Arisians.  The Moties were purely 
a red herring, though.  What *I* can't work out is how Sethra found the 
time for a forbidden liaison with the Dominator (who also was secretly 
Anakin's father).