Jon_Lincicum at stream.com wrote: > > >So, if I've got this right, Sethra Lavode (Secretly Anakin's father), sent >the Kwisatz Haderach to Endor to conquer the Ewoks using the Morganti >Lightsaber of Kieron the Conquerer, but was thwarted by Gandalf, who slew >the Balrog that Jabba the Hutt keeps in a pit below his throne, then gave >the Imperial Orb to Frodo to carry to the Jenoine's world, and throw it >into a river of amorphia, thus saving all of the galaxy from the Imperial >Warlord, Darth Vader, who,in actuality, is secretly Mario. > >Is that it? > > > Close. Sethra was actually working for the Second Foundation at the time, and they had a contract with the Arisians. The Moties were purely a red herring, though. What *I* can't work out is how Sethra found the time for a forbidden liaison with the Dominator (who also was secretly Anakin's father). Snarkhunter