On Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:37:04 -0500, Ken Koester <kkoester at email.ers.usda.gov> wrote: > Jon_Lincicum at stream.com wrote: > >> >> >> So, if I've got this right, Sethra Lavode (Secretly Anakin's father), >> sent the Kwisatz Haderach to Endor to conquer the Ewoks using the >> Morganti Lightsaber of Kieron the Conquerer, but was thwarted by >> Gandalf, who slew the Balrog that Jabba the Hutt keeps in a pit below >> his throne, then gave the Imperial Orb to Frodo to carry to the >> Jenoine's world, and throw it into a river of amorphia, thus saving all >> of the galaxy from the Imperial Warlord, Darth Vader, who,in actuality, >> is secretly Mario. >> >> Is that it? > Close. Sethra was actually working for the Second Foundation at the > time, and they had a contract with the Arisians. The Moties were purely > a red herring, though. What *I* can't work out is how Sethra found the > time for a forbidden liaison with the Dominator (who also was secretly > Anakin's father). > > Snarkhunter She borrowed a time-turner from Hogwarts like any other good pupil. How else? Oh, or wasn't I supposed to mention that? -- Everything works in Theory. I need to learn how to program in Theory.