On 12/16/05, Davdi Silverrock <davdisil at gmail.com> wrote: > On 12/16/05, Ike Porter <ike at manor.org> wrote: > > On Thu, 15 Dec 2005, Davdi Silverrock wrote: > > > > > Perhaps a journey to the Enchantress of Dzur Mountain might help > > > ("Could you give me some courage?"). > > > > Hmm...Vlad/Loiosh as Dorothy/Toto > > Morrolan as the Cowardly Lion > > Aliera as the Scarecrow > > Hmm. I thought this wouldn't work, at first, but then I had a flash > of insight. Or something. > > If I only had a blade! Take two, after reading through the script online, and hacking[1] up the lyrics appropriately: SCARECROW/ALIERA Do? Why, if I had a blade, I could -- (sings) I could while away the hours, Showing off my powers, Inflictin' death and pain. And foes heads I'd be kickin' While my blade was busy stickin' If I only had a blade. I'd disembowel ev'ry middle Of any individ'le Who dared to cause me pain. VLAD (sings) Your opponents you'd be slayin' They'd be runnin' and a-prayin' If you only had a blade. SCARECROW/ALIERA (sings) Oh, I could make foes fly Make a flood of blood and gore I could carve up things I never sliced before, And then I'd fight -- and whack some more. My blade would be so cuttin' I wouldn't stop at nuttin' Until all my foes were slain. I would slash and I would sliver All my enemies would shiver If I only had a blade! For some reason, I am now thinking of a title: "The Wizard of Oz in 30 seconds and re-enacted by norska, [3] I mean, Dragaerans" _________________________________________ 1: There are *many* synonyms for "cut". [2] 2: But not enough synonyms for "enemy" that fit the meter. Bah. 3: If you don't get it, enable Flash on your browser and go to: http://angryalien.com/