I've a feeling...

Davdi Silverrock davdisil at gmail.com
Sat Dec 17 20:00:57 PST 2005

On 12/16/05, Davdi Silverrock <davdisil at gmail.com> wrote:
> On 12/16/05, Ike Porter <ike at manor.org> wrote:
> > On Thu, 15 Dec 2005, Davdi Silverrock wrote:
> >
> > > Perhaps a journey to the Enchantress of Dzur Mountain might help
> > > ("Could you give me some courage?").
> >
> > Hmm...Vlad/Loiosh as Dorothy/Toto
> >       Morrolan as the Cowardly Lion
> >       Aliera as the Scarecrow
> Hmm.  I thought this wouldn't work, at first, but then I had a flash
> of insight.  Or something.
> If I only had a blade!

Take two, after reading through the script online, and hacking[1] up
the lyrics appropriately:

		Do?  Why, if I had a blade, I could --
		I could while away the hours,
		Showing off my powers,
		Inflictin' death and pain.
		And foes heads I'd be kickin'
		While my blade was busy stickin'
		If I only had a blade.
		I'd disembowel ev'ry middle
		Of any individ'le
		Who dared to cause me pain.

		Your opponents you'd be slayin'
		They'd be runnin' and a-prayin'
		If you only had a blade.

		Oh, I could make foes fly
		Make a flood of blood and gore
		I could carve up things I never sliced before,
		And then I'd fight -- and whack some more.
		My blade would be so cuttin'
		I wouldn't stop at nuttin'
		Until all my foes were slain.
		I would slash and I would sliver
		All my enemies would shiver
		If I only had a blade!

For some reason, I am now thinking of a title:
 "The Wizard of Oz in 30 seconds and re-enacted by norska, [3]  I
mean, Dragaerans"

1: There are *many* synonyms for "cut". [2]
2: But not enough synonyms for "enemy" that fit the meter.  Bah.
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