I really like the Tiassa one. > -----Original Message----- > From: dragaera-bounces at dragaera.info > [mailto:dragaera-bounces at dragaera.info] On Behalf Of > Jon_Lincicum at stream.com > Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 10:04 AM > To: dragaera at dragaera.info > Subject: Sword Jokes. > > I'm sure everybody here is familiar with the sword jokes Vlad > sometimes cites; examples being: > > > How many Easterners does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -Four, one to hold the sword, and three to move the grindstone. > > How many Yendi does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -Three. One to sharpen it, and one to confuse the issue. > > How many Dzur does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -Three. One to sharpen it, and three to make it worthwhile. > > I've been trying to come up with sword jokes to fit each of the major > houses. > > So far I've only got a couple that I'm really happy with (most of my > attempts end up being rather lame): > > How many Athyra does it take to Sharpen a sword? > > -Three. One to conjure the sword, a second to enchant the > grindstone to > spin, and a third to animate the corpse to hold it. > > How many Teckla does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -Seventeen. Sixteen to cut their own hands off, and one to hold it > properly. > > How many Issola does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -Just one, but only when it's appropriate. > > How many Tiassa does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -None. He'll come up with a way to have the Dzur do it. > > How many Phoenix does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -All of her. > > Okay, so even these aren't that great. I was wondering if > anyone else had > any they'd like to share? > > Majikjon