Dragaera

Sword Jokes.

Tue May 2 10:33:14 PDT 2006

I really like the Tiassa one. 

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> Subject: Sword Jokes.
> 
> I'm sure everybody here is familiar with the sword jokes Vlad 
> sometimes cites; examples being:
> 
> 
> How many Easterners does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> -Four, one to hold the sword, and three to move the grindstone.
> 
> How many Yendi does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> -Three. One to sharpen it, and one to confuse the issue.
> 
> How many Dzur does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> -Three. One to sharpen it, and three to make it worthwhile.
> 
> I've been trying to come up with sword jokes to fit each of the major 
> houses. 
> 
> So far I've only got a couple that I'm really happy with (most of my 
> attempts end up being rather lame):
> 
> How many Athyra does it take to Sharpen a sword?
> 
> -Three. One to conjure the sword, a second to enchant the 
> grindstone to 
> spin, and a third to animate the corpse to hold it.
> 
> How many Teckla does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> -Seventeen. Sixteen to cut their own hands off, and one to hold it 
> properly.
> 
> How many Issola does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> -Just one, but only when it's appropriate.
> 
> How many Tiassa does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> -None. He'll come up with a way to have the Dzur do it.
> 
> How many Phoenix does it take to sharpen a sword?
> 
> -All of her.
> 
> Okay, so even these aren't that great. I was wondering if 
> anyone else had 
> any they'd like to share?
> 
> Majikjon