On 5/2/06, Jon_Lincicum at stream.com <Jon_Lincicum at stream.com> wrote: > > How many Dzur does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -Three. One to sharpen it, and three to make it worthwhile. > Ahem. That's four, as any arithmetist will tell you. How many Hawks does it take to sharpen a sword? -None. Hawks are already so sharp they cut themselves.