Yes, I realized that in addition to being unfunny, I can't count, either. Majikjon How many Lyorn does it take to sharpen a sword? -Hundreds. The Lyron, and his father, and his father's father, and his father's father's father, and his father's father's father's father, and his... "Davdi Silverrock" <davdisil at gmail.com> Sent by: dragaera-bounces at dragaera.info 05/02/06 11:35 AM To "Dragaera List" <dragaera at dragaera.info> cc Subject Re: Sword Jokes. On 5/2/06, Jon_Lincicum at stream.com <Jon_Lincicum at stream.com> wrote: > > How many Dzur does it take to sharpen a sword? > > -Three. One to sharpen it, and three to make it worthwhile. > Ahem. That's four, as any arithmetist will tell you. How many Hawks does it take to sharpen a sword? -None. Hawks are already so sharp they cut themselves.