> I've been trying to come up with sword jokes to fit each of the major > houses. How many Hawks does it take to sharpen a sword? One, but instead of sharpening the sword, he waits for everything else to get duller. ... How many Tsalmoth does is take to sharpen a sword? No one is quite sure, but the sword gets sharper. ... How many Iorich does it take to sharpen a sword? However many it took last time. ... How many Jhereg does it take to sharpen a sword? Two. The first one you ask won't know how, but he'll have a "friend" who can do it. ... How many Chreotha does it take to sharpen a sword? One, and for nine more orbs, he'll throw in an anti-dullness coating. ... How many Serioli does it take to sharpen a sword? One, but he'll injure himself so badly in the process that no other Serioli will ever make the attempt again. ... Bryan