Dragaera

Sword Jokes.

Tue May 2 17:49:50 PDT 2006

How many Orca does it take to sharpen a sword?

Twelve. One to raise anchor, six to hoist the sails, a helmsman, 
navigator, bosun, mate, and captain.

How many Tsalmoth does it take to sharpen a sword?

Just one, but he eventually has to stop when the blade is worn 
completely through.

How many Orca does it take to sharpen a sword?

Five. One to sharpen the sword in Adrilankha, one to ship it to 
Landsight, another to Northport, another to Greenaere, and another to 
ship it back to Adrilankha where it sells for ten times the original price.

How many Dragonlords does it take to sharpen a sword?

Eighteen. One to sharpen the sword, and seventeen to instruct him to use 
it properly.

How many Easterners does it take to sharpen a sword?

No one knows, the swords last longer than the easterners do.

Majikjon