How many Issola does it take to sharpen a sword? -The appropriate number required by etiquette. When introducing one party (a sword) to another (a grindstone) for the purpose of prolonged and intimate interaction, courtesy requires that those making the introductions be familiar with the parties they are introducing, so as to ensure compatibility. How many Tsalmoth does it take to sharpen a sword? -[fx:grim voice through gritted teeth] As many as it *takes*.