Dragaera

Sword Jokes.

Davdi Silverrock davdisil at gmail.com
Thu May 4 07:54:00 PDT 2006

How many Iorich does it take to sharpen a sword?

-Just one.  Get it?  Because "just" also... What do you mean, there's
a law against punning still on the books?!


How many Gods does it take to sharpen a Great Weapon?

-Depends on who's asking.

-or-

-[fx:simultaneous voice(s) of Verra] {As if!}{You're an amusing little
arrogant worm, aren't you?}{That's for us to know and you to find
out.}{Great Weapons don't need to be sharpened, it's one of the side
benefits of them being Great.}


How many Greenaerans does it take to sharpen a sword?

-Hey, listen to this sound of the sword against the grindstone.  Isn't
that a great sound? [1]



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[1] I'm generalizing from one example, here...