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[OT]Re: Sword Jokes.

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Mon May 15 09:49:59 PDT 2006

Howard Brazee <howard at brazee.net> 
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Re: [OT]Re: Sword Jokes.




>And Steve is much more likely to put in his own jokes when it advances 
>the plot (enlightenment - or at least reminding us of a characteristic 
>or contrast or prejudice at a particular moment in the plot).
>
>Hmmm.   How about a couple of prejudiced jokes - where the race of the 
>person telling the joke is important?   Don't pick a house picked on by 
>all, so much as rival houses.

Such as:

Dragon telling joke to another Dragon:

How many Jhereg does it take to sharpen a sword?

Three, one to sharpen the sword, and another to betray his House and 
murder the third.

Jhereg telling joke to another Jhereg:

How many Lyorn does it take to sharpen a sword?

Two. The first has to remove it from the other's one's arse first.

Majikjon

Hmm... I'd say the first of these is definitely a #1, while the second may 
be a bit more of a #2. (No pun intended, here, really.)